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My school has been hit with some hard times and they need a little extra funding to finish up the school year. Every teacher needs about $100 for testing. I, Principal Enorma, will be handing over the donations personally and keeping you abreast, pun totally intended, on every teacher's progress.
First, there's the English teacher Sarah, she's just your average lady, average height of 5'5", average weight of 120 lbs. and 30% body fat. She's a little Nonchalant about this, but willing to do what she can to help the school. Maybe your donations will change her mind.
Second, There's Kimmy the music teacher. She loves bright colors and bouncing to the beat of her own drum. She's a little taller than the others at 5'7" and about 115 .lbs. While taller, Kimmy is severely lacking in any curves at 15% body fat with no muscle. She's thrilled to be a part of this donation pool, excited to be bigger, and even more excited to help the school.
Next there's Amanda the Math teacher, She's a little overweight at 180 .lbs and 5'4" with 45% body fat. Her weight has always been a problem and she's never been very happy, but maybe your donations can help turn her attitude on life around.
Speaking of dark personality traits, there's also Star. She's the history teacher. As such, she's studied death and the dark arts in her spare time. she says with her new size she would crush her enemies under her new found power. but at 5'4" and 115 .lbs with 30% body fat it's a little hard to do.
The shortest of my teachers, Holly, is the computer lab technician. She's shy in front of the mic, but is hopeful that whatever size increase that happens to her, will help her to open up to you guys. Right now she's about 5'0" and about 100 .lbs with 25% body fat.
Then there's Jennifer, the science teacher. While incredibly intelligent, she's prone to outbursts of anger. Her weakness frustrates her and is hopeful that the size increase will also make her stronger. She's about 5'6", 125 .lbs and 25% bodyfat.
Finally there's the gym teacher Michelle. She's very strong but always felt that she could be stronger. She's about 5'2" and 110 .ls with 17% bodyfat. Maybe you could help her with that. ;)
In case you're interested, I'm 5'10" 115 .lbs, with 25% body fat and very hopeful that all of you can help me with my struggling school.
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